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Anti-Stupidity Vaccine Coming Next Year But Dumb People Already Say They Won’t Take It

Anti-Stupidity Vaccine Coming Next Year But Dumb People Already Say They Won’t Take It

The Worldwide Association for People With Moronic Anomalies announced today that it would recommend its 780 million-plus membership not take the breakthrough Anti-Stupid Vaccine jointly…

Asian xHamsterLive Model Needs Just 880,000 Tip Tokens from Dildo Play/Oil The Pussy to Reach Goal of Offering Humanitarian Assistance to African Children

Asian xHamsterLive Model Needs Just 880,000 Tip Tokens from Dildo Play/Oil The Pussy to Reach Goal of Offering Humanitarian Assistance to African Children

New York Times Goes Full Frontal With Dork Editor’s High School Prom Trauma Photo Spread

New York Times Goes Full Frontal With Dork Editor’s High School Prom Trauma Photo Spread

China: Peng Shuai Working on Backhanded Hammer Stroke at Harmonious People’s Rock Mine

China: Peng Shuai Working on Backhanded Hammer Stroke at Harmonious People’s Rock Mine

Plane Carrying Boris Johnson From Climate Summit Used Blend of 65% Bloviated Fats, 35% Natural Gaseous Extrusions

Plane Carrying Boris Johnson From Climate Summit Used Blend of 65% Bloviated Fats, 35% Natural Gaseous Extrusions

OP-ED: ‘Squid Game’ Teaches Us to Be Kind to Our Neighbors Before Destroying Their Dignity, Making Them Pee Their Pants and Stabbing Them in the Neck

OP-ED: ‘Squid Game’ Teaches Us to Be Kind to Our Neighbors Before Destroying Their Dignity, Making Them Pee Their Pants and Stabbing Them in the Neck

Banker Who Snorted 8 Bags of Blow in Hong Kong Bar Sets Fintech World Ablaze By Paying Dealer With Electronic Letter of Credit

Banker Who Snorted 8 Bags of Blow in Hong Kong Bar Sets Fintech World Ablaze By Paying Dealer With Electronic Letter of Credit

Auschwitz Survivor Who Watched Entire Family Obliterated From Face of Earth as Nazis Destroyed All of Europe Says She Feels for Tennis Star Andy Murray as He Battles Mental Health Issues Over Lame Hip

Auschwitz Survivor Who Watched Entire Family Obliterated From Face of Earth as Nazis Destroyed All of Europe Says She Feels for Tennis Star Andy Murray as He Battles Mental Health Issues Over Lame Hip

Kevin Spacey to Play Coronavirus in Mamet Production of Hit Pandemic

Kevin Spacey to Play Coronavirus in Mamet Production of Hit Pandemic

U.S. Tech Bros in Ubud Import San Francisco Homeless to Give Sacred City More Authentic Bay Area Feel

U.S. Tech Bros in Ubud Import San Francisco Homeless to Give Sacred City More Authentic Bay Area Feel

Overprivileged Vancouver-Born Hong Kong Banker Feigns Ignorance of Taxi’s Clear Unavailability And Tries to Wave One Down Anyway

Overprivileged Vancouver-Born Hong Kong Banker Feigns Ignorance of Taxi’s Clear Unavailability And Tries to Wave One Down Anyway

Cambodian Government Declares Phnom Penh a National Protected Sex Tourism Zone

Cambodian Government Declares Phnom Penh a National Protected Sex Tourism Zone

China Mandates Bowl Haircuts in Quest to End Sissy-Boy Culture

China Mandates Bowl Haircuts in Quest to End Sissy-Boy Culture

Kim Jong-un Resurfaces: Dictator Had Baby-Seal Eye Surgery to Appear Softer in a World Hardened Against Him

Kim Jong-un Resurfaces: Dictator Had Baby-Seal Eye Surgery to Appear Softer in a World Hardened Against Him

Anxiety-Industrial Complex Takes Slim Lead Over Military-Industrial Complex in Battle of Misplaced World Powers

Anxiety-Industrial Complex Takes Slim Lead Over Military-Industrial Complex in Battle of Misplaced World Powers

Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex

Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex

South China Morning Post Switching to Singlish, Citing Tyranny of Western English

South China Morning Post Switching to Singlish, Citing Tyranny of Western English

Cathay Pacific Pilot Bails Mid-Landing in Tokyo Citing Mental Health Issues, Breaking Hearts of ESPN Ground Audience and Also Killing Everyone On Board

Cathay Pacific Pilot Bails Mid-Landing in Tokyo Citing Mental Health Issues, Breaking Hearts of ESPN Ground Audience and Also Killing Everyone On Board

‘Busty Hmong’ Vaults to Top of Pornhub Searches After Suni Lee Bags Gymnastics Gold

‘Busty Hmong’ Vaults to Top of Pornhub Searches After Suni Lee Bags Gymnastics Gold

NBA To Take Entire Month of February Off For Load Management

NBA To Take Entire Month of February Off For Load Management

Coronavirus Poll: Internet Users Want More Photos of Deep-Nasal Swabs But Also Would Not Mind Seeing More Videos of Anal Probes

Coronavirus Poll: Internet Users Want More Photos of Deep-Nasal Swabs But Also Would Not Mind Seeing More Videos of Anal Probes

China: ‘Taiwan Elections Don’t Represent Who We Are As an Undemocratic People’

China: ‘Taiwan Elections Don’t Represent Who We Are As an Undemocratic People’

China Pledges to Go Carbon Neutral By Reducing Food Waste in Uighur Concentration Camps

China Pledges to Go Carbon Neutral By Reducing Food Waste in Uighur Concentration Camps

China’s Xi Jinping Admits Kim Jong-un’s Hair Thing Starting to Erode His Own Self-Esteem

China’s Xi Jinping Admits Kim Jong-un’s Hair Thing Starting to Erode His Own Self-Esteem

I Had An Interview With An Asian Tech Startup’s 24-Year-Old ‘Talent Acquisition Specialist’ And This Is How That Went

I Had An Interview With An Asian Tech Startup’s 24-Year-Old ‘Talent Acquisition Specialist’ And This Is How That Went

New York Times Says, ‘Eyeing His Future, Xi Jinping Rewrites His Past,’ but then Washington Post says ‘With His Eye on the Future, Xi Jinping Seizes Control of the Past,’ Reaffirming Widely Held Views of China by Elderly Newspapers

New York Times Says, ‘Eyeing His Future, Xi Jinping Rewrites His Past,’ but then Washington Post says ‘With His Eye on the Future, Xi Jinping Seizes Control of the Past,’ Reaffirming Widely Held Views of China by Elderly Newspapers

Secret China Dossier Outlines Plan to Turn Central Hong Kong into Hello Kitty Theme Park

Secret China Dossier Outlines Plan to Turn Central Hong Kong into Hello Kitty Theme Park

Beijing Security Guard Builds Gleaming Ice Palace From Phlegm-Hackings

Beijing Security Guard Builds Gleaming Ice Palace From Phlegm-Hackings

Marvel’s New Asian LGBTQ Superhero Will Have Colossal Sexual Resiliency and Sweet Nunchaka Skills

Marvel’s New Asian LGBTQ Superhero Will Have Colossal Sexual Resiliency and Sweet Nunchaka Skills

Study Finds Average Cellphone User Texts One Friend Constantly

Study Finds Average Cellphone User Texts One Friend Constantly

Cock-Blocked at Home, Vatican Aims to Extend Reach-Around to Asia

Cock-Blocked at Home, Vatican Aims to Extend Reach-Around to Asia

Software Engineer Who Rammed Waymo Van Full of Robots That Replaced Him Gets Death Sentence From Google District Court

Software Engineer Who Rammed Waymo Van Full of Robots That Replaced Him Gets Death Sentence From Google District Court

Poll: Majority of Americans Think U.S.-China Trade War Mostly About Kung Pao Chicken

Poll: Majority of Americans Think U.S.-China Trade War Mostly About Kung Pao Chicken

Brexit-Loving Brits in HK Bar Go to War With European Who Refuses to Fall For ‘Group Drinks’ Scam

Brexit-Loving Brits in HK Bar Go to War With European Who Refuses to Fall For ‘Group Drinks’ Scam

Black Lives Matter Rips Martin Scorsese Over Shooting of Unarmed Samuel Jackson in ’90s Hit Movie Goodfellas

Black Lives Matter Rips Martin Scorsese Over Shooting of Unarmed Samuel Jackson in ’90s Hit Movie Goodfellas

Iran Targets PornHub HQ, Meth Labs As It Seeks To Disable Vital U.S. Infrastructure

Iran Targets PornHub HQ, Meth Labs As It Seeks To Disable Vital U.S. Infrastructure

Rub-n-Tug Trade Plummets in Hong Kong on Coronavirus Bonerkill

Rub-n-Tug Trade Plummets in Hong Kong on Coronavirus Bonerkill

New York Times Declares It’s ‘So Over’ News Crush on K-Pop

New York Times Declares It’s ‘So Over’ News Crush on K-Pop