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NBA: Kyrie Sees Jewish Conspiracy to Place Overpaid, Petulant Point Guards With Nauseatingly Shitty Teams

NBA: Kyrie Sees Jewish Conspiracy to Place Overpaid, Petulant Point Guards With Nauseatingly Shitty Teams

BROOKLYN, NEW YORK – Brooklyn Nets point guard and possible anti-Semite Kyrie Irving said today he did not need lectures on bogus conspiracy theories that…

Pure Fitness to Rebrand as Place You Go to Sit on the Leg Curl Machine and Stare Into Your Fucking Phone All Day

Pure Fitness to Rebrand as Place You Go to Sit on the Leg Curl Machine and Stare Into Your Fucking Phone All Day

Millennial-Aged Fox Sports Producer Wanted Griffeys to Emerge From Field of Dreams Staring into Nokia Cellphones to Really Capture What Life Must Have Been Like Back in the Early 1900s: BIA Exclusive

Millennial-Aged Fox Sports Producer Wanted Griffeys to Emerge From Field of Dreams Staring into Nokia Cellphones to Really Capture What Life Must Have Been Like Back in the Early 1900s: BIA Exclusive

China: Peng Shuai Working on Backhanded Hammer Stroke at Harmonious People’s Rock Mine

China: Peng Shuai Working on Backhanded Hammer Stroke at Harmonious People’s Rock Mine

Auschwitz Survivor Who Watched Entire Family Obliterated From Face of Earth as Nazis Destroyed All of Europe Says She Feels for Tennis Star Andy Murray as He Battles Mental Health Issues Over Lame Hip

Auschwitz Survivor Who Watched Entire Family Obliterated From Face of Earth as Nazis Destroyed All of Europe Says She Feels for Tennis Star Andy Murray as He Battles Mental Health Issues Over Lame Hip

Cathay Pacific Pilot Bails Mid-Landing in Tokyo Citing Mental Health Issues, Breaking Hearts of ESPN Ground Audience and Also Killing Everyone On Board

Cathay Pacific Pilot Bails Mid-Landing in Tokyo Citing Mental Health Issues, Breaking Hearts of ESPN Ground Audience and Also Killing Everyone On Board

‘Busty Hmong’ Vaults to Top of Pornhub Searches After Suni Lee Bags Gymnastics Gold

‘Busty Hmong’ Vaults to Top of Pornhub Searches After Suni Lee Bags Gymnastics Gold

NBA To Take Entire Month of February Off For Load Management

NBA To Take Entire Month of February Off For Load Management

Australian Surfers in Bali Start Mental Health Project to Support Locals They Passed STDs To

Australian Surfers in Bali Start Mental Health Project to Support Locals They Passed STDs To

Hong Kong Philharmonic Member Booted From Arsenal Supporters Group After He Arrives at Pub Meet With French Horn

Hong Kong Philharmonic Member Booted From Arsenal Supporters Group After He Arrives at Pub Meet With French Horn

Norway Demands Minnesota Vikings Change Name, Saying It Mocks Country’s Proud Heritage as Murderous Swede-Killing Lutefisk Eaters

Norway Demands Minnesota Vikings Change Name, Saying It Mocks Country’s Proud Heritage as Murderous Swede-Killing Lutefisk Eaters

U.S. Government Grants Aaron Rodgers Conscientious Objector Status in War on Covid, Clearing Him for Seahawks Game

U.S. Government Grants Aaron Rodgers Conscientious Objector Status in War on Covid, Clearing Him for Seahawks Game

Asian-Americans Demand Next Latino-Dominated Super Bowl Halftime Show Include More Than Just Passing Reference to Ken Jeong

Asian-Americans Demand Next Latino-Dominated Super Bowl Halftime Show Include More Than Just Passing Reference to Ken Jeong

China Rips Super Bowl For Failing to Advertise Hegemonic Global Trade Plan

China Rips Super Bowl For Failing to Advertise Hegemonic Global Trade Plan