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New York Times Pairs Hard Lead Stories with Easy Recipes as Shrinking Profits Compel Laxative Approach to News

New York Times Pairs Hard Lead Stories with Easy Recipes as Shrinking Profits Compel Laxative Approach to News

NEW YORK CITY – Venerable American daily broadsheet The New York Times announced today that all its lead news stories will be coupled with popular food…

Michelle Yeoh Booked for Every Asian Film Role Through Forever

Michelle Yeoh Booked for Every Asian Film Role Through Forever

Vietnam War Vets Gather in Bangkok for 50th Anniversary of Leaving Buddy Behind in BJ Bar

Vietnam War Vets Gather in Bangkok for 50th Anniversary of Leaving Buddy Behind in BJ Bar

China’s Empower Youth Incompetence Campaign Lays Groundwork for CCP’s Domination into Next Century: Xi

China’s Empower Youth Incompetence Campaign Lays Groundwork for CCP’s Domination into Next Century: Xi

U.N. Says Italians Will Now Be Considered People of Color After Shocking Photos Emerge

U.N. Says Italians Will Now Be Considered People of Color After Shocking Photos Emerge

German Passenger Delays AirAsia Flight After Insisting Emotional-Support-Thai-Ladyboy Should Fly Free

German Passenger Delays AirAsia Flight After Insisting Emotional-Support-Thai-Ladyboy Should Fly Free

LinkedIn to Only Allow Humblebragging and Virtue Signaling for Toxically Positive Strategic Thought Leaders and Big Data Collaborator Geniuses

LinkedIn to Only Allow Humblebragging and Virtue Signaling for Toxically Positive Strategic Thought Leaders and Big Data Collaborator Geniuses

LAX Ranked 47th-Best Airport in Greater China

LAX Ranked 47th-Best Airport in Greater China

China’s Xi Claps Back at Haters Who Say He’s Too Old to Invade Taiwan

China’s Xi Claps Back at Haters Who Say He’s Too Old to Invade Taiwan

Bogan Aussies Flock to Bali After Hearing that Maori-Inspired Undercut Tats on White Guys With Banana Clips in Their ManBuns Are Practically Irresistible to Unemployed Local Women

Bogan Aussies Flock to Bali After Hearing that Maori-Inspired Undercut Tats on White Guys With Banana Clips in Their ManBuns Are Practically Irresistible to Unemployed Local Women

SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter

SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter

Singaporean Karen Officially Recognized as First Asian With White Privilege

Singaporean Karen Officially Recognized as First Asian With White Privilege

China Offers to Send Uighurs to Ukraine to Use as Human Shields in Battle Against Evil Dictatorship

China Offers to Send Uighurs to Ukraine to Use as Human Shields in Battle Against Evil Dictatorship

Trump Reinstates Beef Fat as McDonald’s Fries’ No. 1 Oil

Trump Reinstates Beef Fat as McDonald’s Fries’ No. 1 Oil

Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex

Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex

Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us Declared National Anthem After Breaking Spotify, Causing Widespread Dance Pandemonium

Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us Declared National Anthem After Breaking Spotify, Causing Widespread Dance Pandemonium

British Sexpat Drowns in His Sleep as Thai Squirter Girlfriend Proclaims Innocence

British Sexpat Drowns in His Sleep as Thai Squirter Girlfriend Proclaims Innocence

After Martial Law Reversal, South Korea Seeks Redemption in Democracy and New Samsung Galaxy S-25 Ultra

After Martial Law Reversal, South Korea Seeks Redemption in Democracy and New Samsung Galaxy S-25 Ultra

U.S. Elections: Poll Shows Clueless People Voted Differently This Time

U.S. Elections: Poll Shows Clueless People Voted Differently This Time

English Tourists Hit Lolitas in Bangkok After Deciding Happy Hour Is Actually Pretty Good Deal Compared With Other Places That Aren’t Primarily BJ Bars

English Tourists Hit Lolitas in Bangkok After Deciding Happy Hour Is Actually Pretty Good Deal Compared With Other Places That Aren’t Primarily BJ Bars

China Pledges to Go Carbon Neutral By Reducing Food Waste in Uighur Concentration Camps

China Pledges to Go Carbon Neutral By Reducing Food Waste in Uighur Concentration Camps

New York Times to Elevate Black Woman to Executive Editor to Alleviate Butthurt of Staffers Who Led Nation’s Cheerleading of Harris Campaign

New York Times to Elevate Black Woman to Executive Editor to Alleviate Butthurt of Staffers Who Led Nation’s Cheerleading of Harris Campaign

Trump Promises Cabinet That Looks ‘Everything Like America’ and Nothing Like Russia, North Korea or an Amish Community Near You

Trump Promises Cabinet That Looks ‘Everything Like America’ and Nothing Like Russia, North Korea or an Amish Community Near You

More White Men in U.S. Becoming Homemakers as Wives Work as Truckers, Bang Other Chicks and Vote for Trump

More White Men in U.S. Becoming Homemakers as Wives Work as Truckers, Bang Other Chicks and Vote for Trump

Mainland Chinese Tourist in Bali Stuns Onlookers By Sneezing Into Tissue Instead of Directly Into Lunch Buffet

Mainland Chinese Tourist in Bali Stuns Onlookers By Sneezing Into Tissue Instead of Directly Into Lunch Buffet

Poll: Majority of Americans Think U.S.-China Trade War Mostly About Kung Pao Chicken

Poll: Majority of Americans Think U.S.-China Trade War Mostly About Kung Pao Chicken

India Says Global Pariah Status Within Reach by 2034

India Says Global Pariah Status Within Reach by 2034

SPONSORED POST: The Cost of Happy Endings in Bangkok Might Surprise You

SPONSORED POST: The Cost of Happy Endings in Bangkok Might Surprise You

OP-ED: Thailand’s New Marriage Equality Law Incompatible With Goal of Being World’s No. 1 Bootleg Viagra Producer

OP-ED: Thailand’s New Marriage Equality Law Incompatible With Goal of Being World’s No. 1 Bootleg Viagra Producer

New York Times Declares It’s ‘So Over’ News Crush on K-Pop

New York Times Declares It’s ‘So Over’ News Crush on K-Pop

U.S. Tech Bros in Ubud Import San Francisco Homeless to Give Sacred City More Authentic Bay Area Feel

U.S. Tech Bros in Ubud Import San Francisco Homeless to Give Sacred City More Authentic Bay Area Feel

SPONSORED POST: JD Vance’s ‘Hillbilly Elegy Hotel’ to Feature Semi-Transparent Appalachian Facade, Touches of White Trash Grandeur and Shallow but Undrainable Cement Swamp

SPONSORED POST: JD Vance’s ‘Hillbilly Elegy Hotel’ to Feature Semi-Transparent Appalachian Facade, Touches of White Trash Grandeur and Shallow but Undrainable Cement Swamp

Xi Jinping’s Son is Probably the Most Handsome Man in China

Xi Jinping’s Son is Probably the Most Handsome Man in China

Games-Changer: Australia Will No Longer Require PhD in Early Transpolynesian Anthrosymbiotic History to Qualify for Olympic Breaking Team

Games-Changer: Australia Will No Longer Require PhD in Early Transpolynesian Anthrosymbiotic History to Qualify for Olympic Breaking Team

China’s Drug-Free National Swim Team Debuts with Record Effort in 400 Medley

China’s Drug-Free National Swim Team Debuts with Record Effort in 400 Medley

HSBC Hong Kong Executive Stepping Down to Focus on Well-Being and Onboarding More Wanchai Hookers

HSBC Hong Kong Executive Stepping Down to Focus on Well-Being and Onboarding More Wanchai Hookers

American Couple Who Wai’d Their Way Through Thailand Now Wai Fucking Everywhere

American Couple Who Wai’d Their Way Through Thailand Now Wai Fucking Everywhere

China to Fund Taiwan War Through Off-Balance Sheet Securitization of Overleveraged Property Firms’ Skyscraper Ghost Towns

China to Fund Taiwan War Through Off-Balance Sheet Securitization of Overleveraged Property Firms’ Skyscraper Ghost Towns