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ASIAN THEMES IN POPULAR MEDIA

Cobra Kai Season 5 Adds Second Asian Bully to Cast to Lock in Diversity Overkill
LOS ANGELES – The producers of the hit American TV sensation Cobra Kai announced on Monday that they would address criticisms of a lack of...

CHINA’S SOFT POWER

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VINTAGE

Secret China Dossier Outlines Plan to Turn Central Hong Kong into Hello Kitty Theme Park
World Health Organization to Name Next Pandemic ‘Global Ass-Rape Virus’ to Build on Success of Current Campaign
Australian Tourist Overexplains Keeping 12,000 Dong Change From Vietnamese Bar Bill Rather Than Tipping Staff
Pure Fitness to Rebrand as Place You Go to Sit on the Leg Curl Machine and Stare Into Your Fucking Phone All Day
Iran Targets PornHub HQ, Meth Labs As It Seeks To Disable Vital U.S. Infrastructure
Cathay Pacific Pilot Bails Mid-Landing in Tokyo Citing Mental Health Issues, Breaking Hearts of ESPN Ground Audience and Also Killing Everyone On Board

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‘Help Us Find Our 1.2 Million Missing Uighur Children,’ China Pleads in Yak Milk Carton Campaign
‘Help Us Find Our 1.2 Million Missing Uighur Children,’ China Pleads in Yak Milk Carton Campaign
By BreakingInAsia
BEIJING -- China has announced the start of a yak milk carton advertising campaign to track down the estimated 1.2 million Muslim Uighurs that have...
China Used Cutting-Edge Farcical Recognition System to Catch Insult Comic: Human Rights Watch
China Used Cutting-Edge Farcical Recognition System to Catch Insult Comic: Human Rights Watch
By BreakingInAsia
TOKYO – China's slime-coated surveillance tentacles have reached deep into another sphincter of what passes for public life on the mainland, targeting comedians and other...
China’s National Day: ‘All Our Subjugated Peoples Kowtow With Delirious Joy at The CCP’s Butt-Clenchingly Tight Rule’
China’s National Day: ‘All Our Subjugated Peoples Kowtow With Delirious Joy at The CCP’s Butt-Clenchingly Tight Rule’
By BreakingInAsia
BEIJING – It was a spectacle like no other. Amid grandstands full of flag-waving, nondissenting comrade citizens and a parade featuring thousands of lion dancers,...

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South China Morning Post Promises Not to Hire Any More Top Editors Who No Speaky English
South China Morning Post Promises Not to Hire Any More Top Editors Who No Speaky English
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – New South China Morning Post CEO Mo Chung said Thursday that the Special Administrative Region's premier English-language daily newspaper would bring...
New SCMP CEO Mo Chung Says He Won’t Be Stooge of China
New SCMP CEO Mo Chung Says He Won’t Be Stooge of China
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – The newly installed CEO of English-language broadsheet The South China Morning Post vowed on Friday that he would “not now or...
Mystery Marking in Hong Kong Hotel Carpet Could Portend China’s Iron Rule of Enclave, Expert Warns
Mystery Marking in Hong Kong Hotel Carpet Could Portend China’s Iron Rule of Enclave, Expert Warns
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – A mysterious marking that appeared in the room of an American guest staying at a Wanchai hotel could be an omen...
HSBC Hong Kong Banker Who Declared Pansexuality Still Can’t Get Laid in Any Gender
HSBC Hong Kong Banker Who Declared Pansexuality Still Can’t Get Laid in Any Gender
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG: HSBC Hong Kong junior investment banker Garnish Numpty-Chan, who last month declared themself to be pansexual in a direct challenge to HSBC...

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SURF BALI

Australian Surfers in Bali Start Mental Health Project to Support Locals They Passed STDs To
Australian Surfers in Bali Start Mental Health Project to Support Locals They Passed STDs To
DENPASAR, BALI – An Australian surfing group on Bali announced Wednesday that it had raised the equivalent of US$57,000 to fund a mental health project...

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OP-ED

OP-ED: ‘Squid Game’ Teaches Us to Be Kind to Our Neighbors Before Destroying Their Dignity, Making Them Pee Their Pants and Stabbing Them in the Neck
OP-ED: ‘Squid Game’ Teaches Us to Be Kind to Our Neighbors Before Destroying Their Dignity, Making Them Pee Their Pants and Stabbing Them in the Neck
We can all learn a lot from the blockbuster South Korean small-screen masterpiece Squid Game, the survival drama based on real-life, debt-disabled credit-card failures chosen...

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A CLOSER LOOK: ASIAN BEACH GANGSTERS

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GLORY TO GOD

Tourists in Thailand Outraged As Cheetos Pulled From Snack Shelves
SPONSORED POST: Ladyboy Lager Hits Store Shelves in Thailand as Gender Fluids Take Larger Share of Beverage Market
HSBC Hong Kong Banker Who Declared Pansexuality Still Can’t Get Laid in Any Gender
NBA To Take Entire Month of February Off For Load Management
Xi Jinping’s Son is Probably the Most Handsome Man in China

POPULARISH

Games-Changer: Australia Will No Longer Require PhD in Early Transpolynesian Anthrosymbiotic History to Qualify for Olympic Breaking Team
Games-Changer: Australia Will No Longer Require PhD in Early Transpolynesian Anthrosymbiotic History to Qualify for Olympic Breaking Team
SYDNEY – After admitting to using unorthodox methodologies to parse beta-selective candidature modal standards to choose its national Breaking team, the Australian Olympic Committee will...
HSBC Hong Kong Executive Stepping Down to Focus on Well-Being and Banging More Wanchai Hookers
HSBC Hong Kong Executive Stepping Down to Focus on Well-Being and Banging More Wanchai Hookers
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – The chief operating officer of HSBC Hong Kong is temporarily standing down from his position as one of the bank’s top...
LAX Ranked 47th-Best Airport in Greater China
LAX Ranked 47th-Best Airport in Greater China
MONTREAL – Los Angeles International Airport announced Friday that it has been recognized as one of the top 50 airports in the Greater China Area,...
Australian Tourist Overexplains Keeping 12,000 Dong Change From Vietnamese Bar Bill Rather Than Tipping Staff
Australian Tourist Overexplains Keeping 12,000 Dong Change From Vietnamese Bar Bill Rather Than Tipping Staff
DA NANG, VIETNAM – Australian tourist Becca Taylor shamelessly walked out of a popular Da Nang pub on Friday night without tipping local staffers the...
SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter
SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter
A British banking executive aiming to plump his revenue streams has achieved the just-so pallidity considered the ultimate barometer of success in Seoul’s swish Central...
King Charles Takes British Crown, Promises to Mass Subjugate Other Even Dumber Nations Under Laws of Incomprehensible Shitshow
King Charles Takes British Crown, Promises to Mass Subjugate Other Even Dumber Nations Under Laws of Incomprehensible Shitshow
LONDON – King Charles III was formally enwhored to the British crown on Saturday, saying he would definitely yackmaw any other country that threatened the...
Kim’s Sister Wins ‘Smokin’est Hot Korean’ Title by Blowing Fire Up Biden’s Ass and Starring as Pornhub’s Top Bellicose Busty Asian
Kim’s Sister Wins ‘Smokin’est Hot Korean’ Title by Blowing Fire Up Biden’s Ass and Starring as Pornhub’s Top Bellicose Busty Asian
PYONGYANG – The sister of North Korean forever dictator Kim Jung-un was crowned Smokin' Hot Korean Dragonlady of the Year on Sunday after she torched...
Vietnam Blocks PornHub as ‘Busty Local’ Sites Demand Boob Jobs
Vietnam Blocks PornHub as ‘Busty Local’ Sites Demand Boob Jobs
HO CHI MINH CITY – The Vietnamese government has taken the extraordinary step of blocking the popular smut website PornHub in the country after "busty...
Pure Fitness to Rebrand as Place You Go to Sit on the Leg Curl Machine and Stare Into Your Fucking Phone All Day
Pure Fitness to Rebrand as Place You Go to Sit on the Leg Curl Machine and Stare Into Your Fucking Phone All Day
SINGAPORE – Popular Asia-Pacific gym chain Pure Fitness announced today that it would undergo an image makeover to make its brand more identifiable to the...
New York Times Goes Full Frontal With Dork Editor’s High School Prom Trauma Photo Spread
New York Times Goes Full Frontal With Dork Editor’s High School Prom Trauma Photo Spread
NEW YORK – Pretty much everyone at the New York Times agreed on Thursday that this was the best look for their new executive editor,...
OP-ED: ‘Squid Game’ Teaches Us to Be Kind to Our Neighbors Before Destroying Their Dignity, Making Them Pee Their Pants and Stabbing Them in the Neck
OP-ED: ‘Squid Game’ Teaches Us to Be Kind to Our Neighbors Before Destroying Their Dignity, Making Them Pee Their Pants and Stabbing Them in the Neck
We can all learn a lot from the blockbuster South Korean small-screen masterpiece Squid Game, the survival drama based on real-life, debt-disabled credit-card failures chosen...
Anxiety-Industrial Complex Takes Slim Lead Over Military-Industrial Complex in Battle of Misplaced World Powers
Anxiety-Industrial Complex Takes Slim Lead Over Military-Industrial Complex in Battle of Misplaced World Powers
STOCKHOLM – The Anxiety-Industrial Complex has for the first time overtaken the Military-Industrial Complex in the global fight for Supremacy Above All Other Things including...
Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex
Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex
The Taliban said today that all people including women who are not men with frothy graying beards wielding late-model AK-47s could now enjoy the right...

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