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China Says Coronavirus Patients Who Die Face Expulsion From CCP

China Says Coronavirus Patients Who Die Face Expulsion From CCP

BEIJING – China warned today that any victims of the novel coronavirus epidemic who fail to face their illness “with boldness” and then also die…

HSBC Banker With Coronavirus Privilege Struts Through Central Hong Kong Unmasked, Drawing Ire of Low-Credit-Score Passersby

HSBC Banker With Coronavirus Privilege Struts Through Central Hong Kong Unmasked, Drawing Ire of Low-Credit-Score Passersby

ISIS Declares Jihad on Covid-19, Warns Virus Not to Get ‘Too Joyful or Arrogant’

ISIS Declares Jihad on Covid-19, Warns Virus Not to Get ‘Too Joyful or Arrogant’

Anti-Stupidity Vaccine Coming Next Year But Dumb People Already Say They Won’t Take It

Anti-Stupidity Vaccine Coming Next Year But Dumb People Already Say They Won’t Take It

Kevin Spacey to Play Coronavirus in Mamet Production of Hit Pandemic

Kevin Spacey to Play Coronavirus in Mamet Production of Hit Pandemic

Coronavirus Poll: Internet Users Want More Photos of Deep-Nasal Swabs But Also Would Not Mind Seeing More Videos of Anal Probes

Coronavirus Poll: Internet Users Want More Photos of Deep-Nasal Swabs But Also Would Not Mind Seeing More Videos of Anal Probes

Rub-n-Tug Trade Plummets in Hong Kong on Coronavirus Bonerkill

Rub-n-Tug Trade Plummets in Hong Kong on Coronavirus Bonerkill

China Says Coronavirus Patients Who Die Face Expulsion From CCP

China Says Coronavirus Patients Who Die Face Expulsion From CCP

Chinese New Year Death Toll Hits 57,428,300 Crispy Roast Suckling Pigs, 18 Humans

Chinese New Year Death Toll Hits 57,428,300 Crispy Roast Suckling Pigs, 18 Humans

Hong Kong Health Authorities Can’t Tell if Puke on Sidewalk Is From Coronavirus or Drunk Expat Banker

Hong Kong Health Authorities Can’t Tell if Puke on Sidewalk Is From Coronavirus or Drunk Expat Banker

World Fucking Rates Hit All-Time Low as Vaginas, Other Orifices Go Into Lockdown

World Fucking Rates Hit All-Time Low as Vaginas, Other Orifices Go Into Lockdown

Trump to Acquire ‘Ventiladores’ for Coronavirus Victims After Hearing From Geraldo Rivera of Huge Stash in Juarez

Trump to Acquire ‘Ventiladores’ for Coronavirus Victims After Hearing From Geraldo Rivera of Huge Stash in Juarez

U.S. ‘Undisputed Leader’ in Covid-19 Cases, China ‘Falling Far Behind as Usual’: Trump

U.S. ‘Undisputed Leader’ in Covid-19 Cases, China ‘Falling Far Behind as Usual’: Trump

All Other Deaths Suspended as Coronavirus Corners Market; Some Types of Murder Still Allowed, Though

All Other Deaths Suspended as Coronavirus Corners Market; Some Types of Murder Still Allowed, Though

World Awakens on 10th Straight Hangover Day Only To Realize Too Late it Spent Most of Its Money on Already Mega-Rich Sports Stars: ‘Boy, Were We Ever Dumb’

World Awakens on 10th Straight Hangover Day Only To Realize Too Late it Spent Most of Its Money on Already Mega-Rich Sports Stars: ‘Boy, Were We Ever Dumb’

Coronavirus a Straggler on Global Death List, Despite Doofus Media Cheerleading

Coronavirus a Straggler on Global Death List, Despite Doofus Media Cheerleading

World Health Organization to Name Next Pandemic ‘Global Ass-Rape Virus’ to Build on Success of Current Campaign

World Health Organization to Name Next Pandemic ‘Global Ass-Rape Virus’ to Build on Success of Current Campaign

CNN, Fox News Champion First True International Celebrity Death to Really Take This Thing to Another Level

CNN, Fox News Champion First True International Celebrity Death to Really Take This Thing to Another Level

Wuhan Coronavirus Outbreak Enters 2nd Week With Bogan Australian Broadcasters Still Pronouncing It ‘WOO!-HARN!’

Wuhan Coronavirus Outbreak Enters 2nd Week With Bogan Australian Broadcasters Still Pronouncing It ‘WOO!-HARN!’