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CHINA’S SOFT POWER

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RANDO

Thailand Beach Marks Millionth Chinese Tourist Who Totally Avoids Going into Water
Doctor Says 77-Year-Old Biden Able to Pop, Maintain Wood ‘At Highest Levels’
Lizzo Fans Average 7.4-Pound Weight Gain Per Concert in Orgies of Mutual Enablement: Study
Millennial-Aged Fox Sports Producer Wanted Griffeys to Emerge From Field of Dreams Staring into Nokia Cellphones to Really Capture What Life Must Have Been Like Back in the Early 1900s: BIA Exclusive
Mainland Tourist Celebrating Year of The Pig Takes Entire Serving Tray of Bacon For Himself at Taipei Hotel Breakfast Buffet
As Hong Kong Government Withdraws Extradition Bill, China Pledges to Revert to Hooded Kidnappings

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Kim Jong-un Resurfaces: Dictator Had Baby-Seal Eye Surgery to Appear Softer in a World Hardened Against Him
Kim Jong-un Resurfaces: Dictator Had Baby-Seal Eye Surgery to Appear Softer in a World Hardened Against Him
By BreakingInAsia
Kim Jong-un after surgery to make him look more like a pup seal deserving of empathy and less like a murderous tyrant intent on wreaking...
China’s National Day: ‘All Our Subjugated Peoples Kowtow With Delirious Joy at The CCP’s Butt-Clenchingly Tight Rule’
China’s National Day: ‘All Our Subjugated Peoples Kowtow With Delirious Joy at The CCP’s Butt-Clenchingly Tight Rule’
By BreakingInAsia
BEIJING – It was a spectacle like no other. Amid grandstands full of flag-waving, nondissenting comrade citizens and a parade featuring thousands of lion dancers,...
China’s Xi Claps Back at Haters Who Say He’s Too Old to Invade Taiwan
China’s Xi Claps Back at Haters Who Say He’s Too Old to Invade Taiwan
By BreakingInAsia
BEIJING – President Xi Jinping of China has hit back against charges that he may be completely out of his age bracket in thinking in...

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South China Morning Post Promises Not to Hire Any More Top Editors Who No Speaky English
South China Morning Post Promises Not to Hire Any More Top Editors Who No Speaky English
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – New South China Morning Post CEO Mo Chung said Thursday that the Special Administrative Region's premier English-language daily newspaper would bring...
New SCMP CEO Mo Chung Says He Won’t Be Stooge of China
New SCMP CEO Mo Chung Says He Won’t Be Stooge of China
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – The newly installed CEO of English-language broadsheet The South China Morning Post vowed on Friday that he would “not now or...
Mystery Marking in Hong Kong Hotel Carpet Could Portend China’s Iron Rule of Enclave, Expert Warns
Mystery Marking in Hong Kong Hotel Carpet Could Portend China’s Iron Rule of Enclave, Expert Warns
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – A mysterious marking that appeared in the room of an American guest staying at a Wanchai hotel could be an omen...
HSBC Hong Kong Banker Who Declared Pansexuality Still Can’t Get Laid in Any Gender
HSBC Hong Kong Banker Who Declared Pansexuality Still Can’t Get Laid in Any Gender
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG: HSBC Hong Kong junior investment banker Garnish Numpty-Chan, who last month declared themself to be pansexual in a direct challenge to HSBC...

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Joint Hamas-Israeli Commission Will Decide Who Raped Each Other More During Conflict

A joint commission of

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VINTAGE

China: Peng Shuai Working on Backhanded Hammer Stroke at Harmonious People’s Rock Mine
China: Peng Shuai Working on Backhanded Hammer Stroke at Harmonious People’s Rock Mine
BEIJING – The Chinese government said today that tennis star Peng Shuai had voluntarily taken her talents to the Harmonious People’s Rock Mine in Xinjiang...

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ANGRY CHINESE KARENS

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FAT CHINESE KAREN GOES OFF ON HUSBAND AND SON FOR GETTING HAPPY ENDINGS IN BANGKOK
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CULTURAL HERITAGE

Cambodian Government Declares Phnom Penh a National Protected Sex Tourism Zone
Cambodian Government Declares Phnom Penh a National Protected Sex Tourism Zone
PHNOM PENH – The Cambodian government on Thursday designated the country’s capital, Phnom Penh, a protected sex tourism zone, as it seeks to win a...

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SPONSORED POST

SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter
SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter
A British banking executive aiming to plump his revenue streams has achieved the just-so pallidity considered the ultimate barometer of success in Seoul’s swish Central...

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GLORY TO GOD

‘Busty Hmong’ Vaults to Top of Pornhub Searches After Suni Lee Bags Gymnastics Gold
Donald Trump Vows Crackdown on Independence Movement in Taiwan Even Though It Is Not Yet a U.S. State

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Joint Hamas-Israeli Commission Will Decide Who Raped Each Other More During Conflict
Joint Hamas-Israeli Commission Will Decide Who Raped Each Other More During Conflict
A joint commission of
Anxiety-Industrial Complex Takes Slim Lead Over Military-Industrial Complex in Battle of Misplaced World Powers
Anxiety-Industrial Complex Takes Slim Lead Over Military-Industrial Complex in Battle of Misplaced World Powers
STOCKHOLM – The Anxiety-Industrial Complex has for the first time overtaken the Military-Industrial Complex in the global fight for Supremacy Above All Other Things including...
LAX Ranked 47th-Best Airport in Greater China
LAX Ranked 47th-Best Airport in Greater China
MONTREAL – Los Angeles International Airport announced Friday that it has been recognized as one of the top 50 airports in the Greater China Area,...
Vietnam Blocks PornHub as ‘Busty Local’ Sites Demand Boob Jobs
Vietnam Blocks PornHub as ‘Busty Local’ Sites Demand Boob Jobs
HO CHI MINH CITY – The Vietnamese government has taken the extraordinary step of blocking the popular smut website PornHub in the country after "busty...
SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter
SPONSORED POST: Lee’s Milky Solution Helps Seoul-Based British Exec Unlock Korean Beauty Secret and Become Even Whiter
A British banking executive aiming to plump his revenue streams has achieved the just-so pallidity considered the ultimate barometer of success in Seoul’s swish Central...
Trump Reinstates Beef Fat as McDonald’s Fries’ No. 1 Oil
Trump Reinstates Beef Fat as McDonald’s Fries’ No. 1 Oil
WASHINGTON – In a move that has both culinary enthusiasts and political pundits buzzing, President Donald Trump has announced a bold initiative to “Make America’s...
Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex
Taliban: ‘Shemirate’ Paradise Will Allow Women to Freely Remove Hijabs During Forced Sex
The Taliban said today that all people including women who are not men with frothy graying beards wielding late-model AK-47s could now enjoy the right...
More White Men in U.S. Becoming Homemakers as Wives Work as Truckers, Bang Other Chicks and Vote for Trump
More White Men in U.S. Becoming Homemakers as Wives Work as Truckers, Bang Other Chicks and Vote for Trump
CHICAGO – A poll taken on the eve of the U.S. presidential vote has found that more White American men are turning to homemaking as...
OP-ED: Thailand’s New Marriage Equality Law Incompatible With Goal of Being World’s No. 1 Bootleg Viagra Producer
OP-ED: Thailand’s New Marriage Equality Law Incompatible With Goal of Being World’s No. 1 Bootleg Viagra Producer
For a country whose prosperity is largely dependent on the sale of erectile dysfunction drugs, mango smoothies and used-condom-splattered Pattaya condos, Thailand faces a gigantic...
Games-Changer: Australia Will No Longer Require PhD in Early Transpolynesian Anthrosymbiotic History to Qualify for Olympic Breaking Team
Games-Changer: Australia Will No Longer Require PhD in Early Transpolynesian Anthrosymbiotic History to Qualify for Olympic Breaking Team
SYDNEY – After admitting to using unorthodox methodologies to parse beta-selective candidature modal standards to choose its national Breaking team, the Australian Olympic Committee will...
HSBC Hong Kong Executive Stepping Down to Focus on Well-Being and Onboarding More Wanchai Hookers
HSBC Hong Kong Executive Stepping Down to Focus on Well-Being and Onboarding More Wanchai Hookers
CHINA-OCCUPIED HONG KONG – The chief operating officer of HSBC Hong Kong is temporarily standing down from his position as one of the bank’s top...
Australian Tourist Overexplains Keeping 12,000 Dong Change From Vietnamese Bar Bill Rather Than Tipping Staff
Australian Tourist Overexplains Keeping 12,000 Dong Change From Vietnamese Bar Bill Rather Than Tipping Staff
DA NANG, VIETNAM – Australian tourist Becca Taylor shamelessly walked out of a popular Da Nang pub on Friday night without tipping local staffers the...
Marvel’s New Asian LGBTQ Superhero Will Have Colossal Sexual Resiliency and Sweet Nunchaka Skills
Marvel’s New Asian LGBTQ Superhero Will Have Colossal Sexual Resiliency and Sweet Nunchaka Skills
LOS ANGELES – The movie studio that brought you Captain America, Spider-Man, Thor and a dearth of any other characters outside the classic masculine Jungian...

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