Anglo-Canadian smut provider Pornhub said today that it was awarding another gold medal to U.S. gymnast Suni Lee after her performance in the women’s individual all-around event at the Tokyo Olympics set a new world record for gymnast-inspired-Pornhub searches, with users clicking on the the previously completely unused “Busty Hmong” porn category 14.78 million times since Lee shot to Olympic stardom.
Pornhub said Lee was singlehandedly responsible for sending its web servers into full-pike aerial Yurchenko territory and obliterating all other sports-related and garden-variety porn search terms, including “Wimbledon Balled Boys,” “Irina Slutskaya,” “Babysitter Bukake” and “Vintage Transgenders.”
Some Pornhub users said that in addition to enjoying a new, outside-the-box culturally inspired porn search term and related imagery, lingering in the Busty Hmong category for most of the morning instead of going to work, completing their research thesis in bionuclear mechanics or getting their Covid-19 shot had given them a greater appreciation of Hmong culture.
Some users said Lee had inspired them not only with her amazing all-around gymnastics skills and surprisingly deep cleavage in such an otherwise tiny package, but also with her pride and determination in representing a culture that most Westerners probably believe has its origins in Wyoming or somewhere in Kazakhstan.
“I sure do like these busty Hmong gals and honey I hope you come down to my place sometime,” one Pornhub user remarked in the comments section under a video of a culturally Hmong woman engaged in stylized sensual expressions of her people, who originally hailed from southwestern China, Laos and Thailand before they all moved to Minnesota after the Vietnam War.
Another said: “You can hear a car horn honk at the 3:27 mark so I don’t think this Busty Hmong gal is a real flight attendant for ‘Hmong Airways’. I think she is actually on land and pretending.”
Pornhub said it was anxiously awaiting the next Olympic gold medal winner from a traditionally marginalized and underrepresented culture or region so it could add yet another exotic category to its search list, such as Kurdish Freedom Fetishists or Dissident Uighur Nymphos, and expand its viewership to just about the same level as the entire human population of 7.8 billion.